If life gives you lemons ...

I'm having a pretty crappy day so I thought I'll try and stay positive by coming up with different variations to this.

If life gives you lemons ...

1) you grab a bottle of grey goose and tonic and get sloshed.

2) you add it to water and have a healthy alkaline drink!

3) you squirt some on your ex's eyes.

4) you make lemonade, drink it and shut up.

5) you find someone who life has given them vodka, and you both have a party. 

6) you exchange them for some ice-cream.